partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

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bl-ossomed:

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

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urbancatfitters:

*panics but in a super chill & casual way*

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intriguers:

how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?

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metallics:

realizing you’re nobody’s best friend or favourite person is actually so sad

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